Thursday, June 30, 2016

The Canine Zombie Apocalypse

I have never watched one episode of The Walking Dead but there is a certain segment of our society that wants to believe that not only is the Zombie Apocalypse possible, it is imminent. I do not know if dogs will be involved in this Apocalypse but I am pretty sure that it is the smell of bacon that will bring the dogs back from the dead. The smell of frying bacon will bring Molly out of a deep slumber every time and from all the way across the house and from behind closed doors. I am pretty sure every animal would have their trigger as to what wakes them up. With the squirrels it would be mushrooms (that is according to the hop head squirrel that lives in the trees in the front yard), with cats I am guessing it would be the smell of tuna, with pigs it would be a big old bucket of slop, and so on and so forth.

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