The Baby Mutant Ninja Turtle

When Molly and I were taking our morning walk this morning, Molly immediately caught the scent of something as soon as we stepped off of the porch. After a thorough inspection of the front yard, Molly still could not locate whatever it was that was giving off the scent that only she seemed to be able to smell. I happened to look down and saw a real tiny turtle trying to navigate his way through a sea of clover. I would not let Molly mess with him so I picked him up, took several pictures of him with my cell phone and then my Nikon camera. The turtle kept his head out the entire time and did not retreat into his shell, posed for some selfies, and I put him down and sent him on his way. I guided Molly back in the house before we found out if the turtle was really a ninja. Who wants their ass kicked by a baby turtle?