The Baby Mutant Ninja Turtle

When Molly and I were taking our morning walk this morning, Molly immediately caught the scent of something as soon as we stepped off of the porch. After a thorough inspection of the front yard, Molly still could not locate whatever it was that was giving off the scent that only she seemed to be able to smell. I happened to look down and saw a real tiny turtle trying to navigate his way through a sea of clover. I would not let Molly mess with him so I picked him up, took several pictures of him with my cell phone and then my Nikon camera, and I put him down and sent him on his way. I guided Molly back in the house before we found out if the turtle was really a ninja. Who wants their ass kicked by a baby turtle?