"Move Over Lard Butt"

I made this comment a couple of weeks ago when my girlfriend was staying over and she mistakenly thought I said "Lard Butts" but I was referring to Molly. That has also been my affectionate nickname for her and it is more like a term of endearment. Once Molly settles into a spot on the bed, she is tough to move. Demanding, begging, pleading... none of it works. If I am in the living room and she hears a fork on a plate or me open the treat bag, Molly looks like Greg Louganis doing a half-gainer with a back flip coming off the bed to get in on dinner or some treats. Last night I was literally laying on top of Molly and she still wouldn't get up. She refuses to lay in her corner of the bed and insists on hogging the whole thing.