Sunday, August 2, 2015

Making It Through The Night

I can always tell when I have had a tough night sleeping because when I wake up the bed is torn all to hell. The fitted sheet is off the bed and wadded up, the sheet and quilt are all over the place and half in the floor, and I usually toss my pillows in the floor for whatever reason. I really do not know how Molly survives those kind of nights and I would be willing to bet she gets no sleep whatsoever. I would love to videotape me sleeping some time just to see what happens. My girlfriend swears that I one night I was farting in my sleep and then laughing about it and I never once woke up. I really find that hard to believe. I also allegedly talk in my sleep and that can be a dangerous thing.

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