The Jedi Mind Trick

Molly knows how to play the Jedi mind trick on me. I don't know how she does it but she just knows how to pull it off without me even waking up. There was one morning I woke up and I was laying crossways on the bed, my head hanging off one side and my feet hanging off the other, and Molly was ensconced right in the middle of the bed. She had somehow managed to turn me completely sideways without me realizing it. Last night I woke up and she was stretched out over three-fourths of the bed while I was on the other one-fourth. I way four times as much as Molly. That math does not add up. It must be the Jedi mind trick.