Do You Have A Dog?

I had to call my health insurance today and it turned into kind of a health and welfare checkup so Nurse Ratchet (A One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest reference) "guide" me into healthier living. One of the first question she asked was "Do you have a small dog?" I answered "yes, but she is not that small right now because she still has on her winter weight." Nurse Ratchet politely informed me that Molly was a "trip hazard." My response was "No, my feet are a trip hazard." I just need to make sure that I completely step over Molly when she is laying in the doorway, hallway, or the living room floor, or sleeping behind my computer chair. Molly took offense to the trip hazard reference.