My girlfriend and I broke up the other day and Molly was the first "person" I talked to when I came back up the mountain. She knows more about my relationships than I think even I do. My "conversation" with Molly went something like this:
Molly, me and my girlfriend just broke up.
Good. I didn't like her anyway.
What? You didn't like her?
No. How many times did I have to bite her before you figured it out?
Evidently a lot.
Don't be bringing around any other women for a while. This is my house.
Yes it is. I did not know I needed your approval.
You do. This is my house and Molly's World.
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