We Must Protect This House

I was getting ready to turn out the lights and go to bed last night and I happened to look out of my bedroom window. I see something that looked like a flashlight bobbing up and down in the front yard. I immediately think someone is trying to find a way to break in or something worse so I open up my drawer in my nightstand and pull out my pistol and inserted a clip just in case I needed it. I look over at my fierce and dependable dog Molly and she never even woke up. I would be willing to bet that if someone tried to break in and steal her dog treats she would be ready to whoop some ass. Who needs Smith & Wesson when I have the canine Rip Van Winkle?