Molly's extreme jealousy hinders her chaperoning abilities. When my girlfriend comes over she has to squeeze her way in between us to make sure no hanky panky is going on. Last night we were just going to stretch out on the bed and watch a few episodes of The Dead Zone. My girlfriend and I beat Molly to the punch and stretched out on the bed and and would not let her squeeze in between us.
Not to be deterred in her duties as chaperone, Molly crawled up onto the corner of the bed and cuts this eye watering, nose hair burning fart that was sure to deter any amorous intentions either one of us may have had. Her work done, Molly hopped off the bed and stretched out in the floor where the air was much fresher, I am sure. Molly qualifies as the worst chaperone ever but she might qualify as the most original.
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