The Mole Patrol

Molly has taken it upon herself to rid the apartment complex of all of the moles tunneling their way under our buildings. So far all she has gotten is one mole and several mouthfuls and nosefuls of dirt. According to her, dirt is not that tasty and makes her sneeze. It also gives her gas. Molly sai in an interview "If the rest of these lazy ass dogs around here would put their nose to the ground instead of another dogs butt, we could rid our neighborhood of these pesky moles. Besides, the ground is bound to smell better."