It took 182 posts, a little bit of creativity and artistic license or should I say liberties, and a whole lot of Molly but Molly and I finally have a follower. I have had several people read Molly's World but no one that was ever willing to admit and show their face as a follower.
Now I feel like we have a reputation to uphold. My reputation is kind of sleazy but very undeserved, and Molly's reputation is one of being kind of grouchy and the protector of my sleaze.
Molly acts as my chaperone, she does background checks using the tried and true butt sniffing method rather than the more conventional Google search (Molly likes to make it more personal), and she usually does a good job of weeding out the strippers and the hookers. However, she is partial to strippers so buy Molly something pretty and she will let you slide.
Maybe Molly was a stripper in another life? Perhaps some leather and lace would be like doggie euphoria?
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