Molly has made it her mission in life that I remain single for the remainder of my days. I was taking Molly on her afternoon walk yesterday afternoon down on the front corner of the property when this car pulls up. A woman driving and a little girl, probably about 5 or 6 years old in a car seat in the backseat. The woman parked her car and I noticed them staring at me.
The little girl hops out of the backseat and comes running up to me and Molly. When I saw this happening, I practically had Molly in a headlock so she wouldn't snap at the little girl. I explained to her that she may not want to try to pet Molly because Molly, in all honesty, is not that friendly to strangers. Especially ones that are fairly hot like this little girl's mother.
Molly cost me more brownie points yesterday afternoon thus assuring me that I am not going to get anywhere close to first base with this woman. I need to find a place that like rents out cute cuddly puppies to attract the women and then I can spring Molly on them when they come to visit.
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