I was walking Molly this morning and she took a dump right beside my neighbors mailbox. I don't have any regrets about her doing this and I have a good reason.
This particular neighbors dogs are always taking a dump in my yard and they have three of them. I looked out my window the other afternoon and their Lhasa Apso Ginger is taking a dump in my flower bed right beside my Maple tree. Gingers owner is watching her do this while yelling at her to get out of my yard. Nice try but it was too late. Molly's policy has always been "fight doo-doo with doo-doo" and taking a healthy one before the mailman comes for the day is a much more effective way of getting our point across.
Several friends have taken issue with me and Molly doing this and one of them suggested that I take a "pooper scooper" with me so I can clean up after her. I really like that idea because I can scoop it up, open the door to their mailbox, and make a special delivery from Molly and we'll take care of the postage. I wonder if it is a federal offense to deliver doo-doo?
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