I Talk To Molly

I talk to Molly like I would a real person and I know I am in trouble when she starts answering me back. I asked Molly a question the other night that I am sure that most dog owners have at least thought of asking their dog and that is "How clean does your ass actually have to be?" The way Molly licks her ass you would think that she is getting it ready to be a butthole model for a dog magazine of some kind. She was licking and slurping on it the other night like a family full of large people would treat the breakfast buffet at the Golden Corral. The real problem with that situation was that she woke me up at 3 A.M. doing it. Molly has no shame that is for sure. Buck, the Bundy family dog on the television show Married With Children said that the key to life is "knowing how to sniff good butt." Knowing how to lick good butt cannot be far behind.