The Fart Hound

New dog breeds are recognized every year by the American Kennel Club and some breeds have become quite popular in the United States. I do not know the process you have to go through to have a new breed recognized but I would like to nominate Molly as a Fart Hound. She has the ability to fart while napping and never waking up while my eyes water and the paint peels off the wall and the ability to lick her butt right after she farts (Molly refers to that as recycling). Molly also has the ability to scare herself with the noise of one of her own farts so bad that she jumps up and leaves the room. The fart either scares her or she knows that one is really going to stink. Molly finally has the ability to snore and fart at the same time without her stomach imploding from the amount of air leaving both ends of her body. So how about it American Kennel Club? Can Molly get some love (with a clothes pin for the nose) as a Fart Hound?