Golfers Never Take A Dog

Mark Twain said "Golf is a good walk spoiled." That is because Mark Twain probably never took a dog with him. Golf clubs or not I do not think it is possible to spoil a good walk with a dog. A dog treats life the way you would like to. If a dog sees something it doesn't like, it takes a whiz on it. If it is real bad, it takes a dump on it. If a golfer took a dog and he hit a bad shot, the dog could take a whiz on the golf club. Molly doesn't like going to the vet so she makes sure she makes her displeasure known by taking a dump on his examination room floor. This is of course after she whizzes on all of his bushes outside. She really does not like the vet. I had a German Shorthair that took a whiz on my neighbor's Pit Bull one time. Max thought the Pit Bull was thirsty and wanted to help him quench his thirst. I wish I could make statements like that on things that displease me.