The Gordie Howe Hat Trick

In hockey, there was a statistical phenomenon that became known as "the Gordie Howe Hat Trick." It was when someone had a fight, a goal, and an assist all in the same game although I think Gordie Howe only pulled that off two or three times in his career. The nickname was more of a tribute to his gritty, team oriented style of play. Yesterday afternoon I think Molly pulled off the dog version of the Gordie Howe Hat Trick. I took her on her afternoon walk and she killed a mole, got into a fight, and took a massive dump by the apartment office. It was nice and steamy and very aromatic but not in a good way. I left that one right where it was because that was Molly's statement on how they have been treating us. We'll let the maintenance man clean that one up with a tube of caulk and a leafblower and see how that works out for him.