A Pissing Contest

One of the phrases I often heard while growing was about men having a "pissing contest." That meant that one man had to outdo the other one no matter what it was but it mostly involved one upping the other person. I always heard it referred to as a pissing contest. Evidently Molly and the dog that was in the pen next to her decided to literally have a pissing contest. Unfortunately her blanket was the pissing ground. When I went to pick her up Friday afternoon, the guy that brought her out said that she had peed on her blanket a couple of times. I didn't think anything of it until I get Molly and my blanket to the car. It reeked of dog pee and was rather wet too. I can see Molly and another dog now going "Oh yeah! How is this one?" and pissing all over it. Molly, not to be outdone, has to get the last pee in and probably the most aromatic, replying "Really? That's all you've got? Check this out!" and pissing all over it. No dog is going to beat Molly in a pissing contest.