"Get Your Ass Up! I Have To Go To The Bathroom!"

I have to take these medications that help me sleep at night plus I have some sort of sinus infection, so I was especially sleepy and groggy the other night. I had only been asleep for about two hours when Molly woke me up needing to go out. She attached a great sense of urgency to this as she started barking at me to wake me up. It took me about ten minutes for me to stagger out of bed and get a leash on her and out the door we went. I remember starting down the steps and I must have missed a step or something as the next thing I know I am laying at the bottom of the steps looking up at the sky. I still do not know exactly what happened but when I snapped out of it, Molly was tugging on my leash trying to get me to moving. That was her way of telling me that she had to go bad. I don't know if the fall knocked me out for a few seconds, a minute or what but I am just glad I held on to the leash. It only banged me up a little bit, gave me a sore shoulder, and a few other bruises but that was about it. Molly was just glad she got to go to the bathroom.