Every man has experienced the withering glare of the evil eye. If a man has messed up or it has been perceived that he crossed some imaginary line and committed a faux pas- maybe you farted in public or somehow insulted your mother-in-law (which was my favorite. Who am I kidding? They were both my favorite)- you have gotten the evil eye from your significant other. It is usually one raised eyebrow with an imaginary laser shooting out of the eye itself meant to instill shame and fear, all with one glare. Heaven forbid if you get two evil eyes in one sitting.
Molly gave me her own version of the evil eye this morning. She knows I am getting ready to go somewhere and she will lay in the floor right behind my chair and every time I get up, she follows me with her eyes. If I don't make a move for the leash, I get the evil eye. She is bound and determined that I am not leaving this house without her.
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