A Dog's Life

If there is such a thing as reincarnation I believe I want to come back as a dog. Not just any dog, but I want to come back as Molly. At the very least come back as Molly with an owner like me. I take her out when she wants to go (like I ever had a choice), she gets treats whenever she comes back in, I am more than generous with my bacon, she sleeps on the bed, and there are belly rubs given on command 24/7, and her two food bowls never go empty. July and August are often referred to as "the dog days of summer" but Molly naps all day in the air conditioning and has the prime real estate right in front of the air conditioner. That is not a bad life.