The Gordie Howe Hat Trick

In hockey a "Gordie Howe Hat Trick" is when a player scores a goal, has an assist, and gets into a fight. Molly had a version of the canine hat trick the other night. She got into a rumble with two Pugs that live up the street, she took a dump in the neighbor's yard (the man deserved it), but she did make a new human friend. The two Pugs did not realize there was a new dog in the 'hood but they found out quickly that someone else was in charge. I did not let Molly get any farther than woofing and barking at them but she told them off and they did not return. The neighbor was teasing Molly by trying to meow like a cat (what a dumbass) but what he doesn't realize is that Molly's hearing is about gone and she did not hear a thing. I still felt like a little payback was in order and Molly does have a thing for mailboxes.