This is mine and Molly's road trip in Molly's words: Oh boy, Dan is getting out his suitcase and laying it on the bed. I will hop up on the bed and casually lay across his suitcase so he doesn't forget me. He is putting his clothes in. Hey, don't forget my new leash and collar you got me. He is putting some food in the cooler. Pack my treats while you are at it. He is taking the whole bag of dog food and he is putting the treats with it. Dan is a good guy. I have trained him well. A suitcase, a whole bag of dog food.... We are going to be gone a while. He is packing the car so I better make sure he trips over me a couple of times so he doesn't forget me. He is getting the leash....
Oh boy! I am going on the road trip with him! Snoopy dance! (I dance more like Dan which is not a pretty sight). He wants me to use the bathroom before I get in his car. I will pee in his shoes if he wants me to. I will leave a little piss by the walkway so everyone know I am still around... He must think he is talking to a puppy. I am getting in the front seat. He must think he is driving Miss Daisy. One more red light.... Woof! Look at that dog in that other car! Who does he think he is!? Woof! Hey fool! You better slow that car down! Don't come driving down through here like you crazy! This is a neighborhood, this ain't no residential district! Let me outta this car! Woof! Woof! Your mother was a mutt!!
We are here.... I need to go mark a few spots so everyone knows I have arrived. There's Maggie.... She lets me do whatever I want. Maggie always likes it when I give her a big kiss after I have licked my butt... I am going to enjoy it here.
No comments:
Post a Comment