Why?

Why even have a dog if you are not going to incorporate your dog into your family and make it a valued member, deserving of a place at the table, so to speak. I do not understand. My neighbors have a dog and they do not deserve a dog. I hope the dog bites them. On a daily basis. One woman I went out with a few years ago was shocked that I even owned a dog. She did not last long. At all. Molly laid some paw to her ass on her way out the door. Molly advised me not to let that happen again. I haven't.