My Side Of The Bed

I do not own a huge bed but it is big enough for two human beings to fit comfortably in it. That is why I cannot figure out why me and Molly cannot seem to fit in it at the same time. The fact that she takes up 90% of the bed space may have something to do with it and the fact that when she stakes her claim to her spot, she isn't moving may be another part of it. Molly turns up her nose at the thought of having to sleep in her pet bed any more and I should be used to it by now. I should lay some foot to her furry ass but something tells me that would not end well for me so I guess I will have to be content with my 10%. This is worse than divorce. I would at least get half of that.