Molly celebrated National Puppy Day yesterday by getting several treats, a lot of belly rubs, and she took a dump in the neighbors yard. Some people may think that is a little extreme but the neighbor's dog is always getting into our garbage cans and strewing our garbage across the yard. I have told the owner of the dog about it but it happens at least three times a week. They pay me no attention.
I am not going to beat up on the dog or be mean to the dog because it is doing what dogs do but Molly and I will exact our revenge in different ways. I have thought about making a "Doggy DooDoo Catapult" (I may have to get a patent for that idea) where I can fling Molly's fresh piles onto the neighbor's front porch. Now that would be funny as hell. I may have to videotape that. A fresh Molly DooDoo bomb on their front porch, their front door, and car sounds like an awesome idea. So go ahead and get into my garbage, little white mutt.
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