Whenever I say something halfway authoritative to my girlfriend, I back it up with the phrase "Dan's rules!" like that is going to make a difference. My girlfriend has realized over the course of the past four months that it is "Molly's rules" that carry the most weight around my household.
Molly's rules are pretty simple. She eats when she wants, she sleeps when and where she wants, and she makes me take her out at her leisure, and if it is raining, I have to hold an umbrella over her while we are walking. My girlfriend really thinks that is funny but me holding the umbrella is really self serving. If she comes into the house all wet, I am the one that has to towel her dry and she smells like wet dog all day long. Molly's World and Molly's Rules.
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