The Green Eyed Monster

I went out last night and Molly's jealousy genes have really been put into overdrive. I couldn't peel that dog off of me this morning if I wanted to. I don't know if she thinks something bad is going to happen to me and she is part of my Secret Service protection detail or what but right now, she is just getting on my nerves. Not to mention the fact that she has bad doggie gas and everyone that she rips wafts up and singes my nostril hair. She has not left my side since I got up this morning and when I get up, she immediately gets and follows me. Maybe she is afraid I am going to leave her behind but that is the way she rolls. No Dan left behind.