The Clock Is Ticking

My first day on my new schedule and Molly did not handle it so well. She woke me up at 3:30 AM, her usual time to go out, even though her new time needs to be 5. Molly did not care. I reasoned with her, I threw pillows at her, and I even tried to bribe her with her favorite reat, Munchy Bones. Nothing worked. Therefore, my ass was outside at 3:30 watching Molly take a dump in one of the neighborhood flower beds. I should charge them for fertilizer.