The Flying Kamikaze Squirrel

Molly and I was walking out behind my apartment building late one afternoon a couple of weeks ago and I hear this rattling noise like someone walking up a metal ladder. It was kind of like "chink, rattle, chink, rattle, chink" and I look up to see where the noise is coming from. I didn't see a ladder but I caught some movement out of the corner of my eye. I saw one of those squirrel feeders flapping in the breeze and then I heard the pitter patter of little feet running across the roof top. I saw something flying by Molly and me and the squirrel had performed a perfect flying leap off of the Third floor balcony. He landed perfectly on his feet and took off into the trees. It happened so fast, Molly didn't even react until it was too late. The squirrel had some mad Superman skills.