Not A Chick Magnet

Some puppies and dogs are just natural chick magnets. Molly is not one of those. If anything, Molly is a chick repellant. One fierce look from her and a little bit of a growl and there is not a woman that will come within 50 yards of me. She is a beautiful dog, she just has the personality of a Portuguese Man O'War. She only displays her personality around me and my ex-wife and saves her display of disdain for others that I encounter in my life. She always makes sure she wedges her way in between me and my "friends", has backed up and farted on one, bit one on the ass (that was actually my ex-wife), and we use any means necessary to keep me away from bad influences. What a dog. Maybe she is just getting even with me for getting her fixed when she was young but that was just part of the deal when I got her from the Animal Shelter.