Hamming It Up

Molly has decided that a piece of ham is a perfectly fine substitute when I run out of treats for her. The only time it is not a good substitute is when she wakes me up at 1 AM to go outside to use the bathroom. When she does that, she is not getting anything as she got to experience last night. Granted, her waking me up is better than the alternative of her taking a big dump right under my nose.