"It Was The Dog!"

The family dog has always been blamed for nose hair burning farts but tonight I caught my girlfriend in the act. It was one of those sonic boom kinds of farts that even Walter the Farting Dog could not have pulled off. When I reacted with stunned disbelief her first words were "It was Molly!" I said "You have got to be kidding me!" Molly was innocently lying there between us oblivious to the fact that she had just been blamed for something. I knew Molly had a few pieces of pizza crust but I knew she was incapable of doing something like that. I gave my girlfriend a hard time about blaming "poor Molly" but I think Molly was just happy to be included in the conversation.