Storming The House

The other day I am sitting there looking out the window and I counted 12 squirrels in my front yard. Most of them were gathering acorns and that seems a little bit early for them to do that. I can't remember if that means that it is going to be an early winter or a long winter. I am sitting there watching all of these squirrels and my imagination took over. I can imagine the squirrels storming the house, commando style, and staging a hostile takeover and taking Molly and me prisoner. They already pepper my car and roof with acorns. They could arm themselves with acorn semiautomatic weapons and maybe an acorn RPG or an acorn launcher. My front window would be an easy target and they could breech the house there. I can see the flying squirrels parachuting onto the roof in their WWII fighter helmets and repelling down the side of the house. I can see whatever my imagination allows me to see.