Hey Jealousy

The Rock group The Gin Blossoms sang a song called "Hey Jealousy" that I think could have been written about Molly. She is the most jealous dog I have ever known. She doesn't want anyone else near me, talking to me, or even think about touching me. She is funny that way. I made the mistake of not socializing Molly when she was a puppy and she grew up thinking our social world existed of three people- me, Molly, and my now ex-wife. Her world did not expand much outside of that and she let everyone know when they crossed a border they shouldn't have crossed. Even now, Molly is like an old Buckingham Palace Guard. You are not going to get a smile out of her.