Dog Farts

All dogs fart. It is a fact of the canine world. Molly had it bad the other night and I briefly contemplated jumping off my own balcony to escape the smell. Molly never even woke up while she was doing all of this. I almost expected a green, toxic cloud to be rising above her backside, it was that bad. Deep down, I am sure Molly was laughing about it and maybe only pretending to be asleep. I had just gotten her from the kennel that afternoon and I do not know what they have been feeding her, but it was definitely nuclear, whatever it was.