Molly's Present To Me

I believe Molly felt guilty when it came Christmas morning and she hadn't gotten me anything. So that afternoon when I took her out for a walk she quickly dug out a mole in front of the apartment complex, killed it, and carried it around in her mouth and I could not get her to spit it out. She peed twice and even took a dump while carrying that mole around in her mouth. I could not get her to spit that thing out until we got back into the apartment and she quickly spit it out onto my hallway floor. About the only thing she did not do was put a bow on it. She was proud of it. I was pissed but she was very thoughtful and presented her gift like she has never done before.