If You Are Going To Piss Your Owner Off, Do It With Style

Molly is a firm believer that if she is going to piss me off, she should do it with style. I have to get up at 2:15 in the morning anyway so Molly decided to play Foghorn Leghorn to my Farmer Brown and wake me up about an hour before my alarm went off. Rather than just tap me on the shoulder or something subtle to wake me up, she gets up on the bed and does a full out belly flop on top of me to roust me from a sound sleep. My reaction was to call her a few names and roll over. She follows the belly flop with several hip checks that a hockey player would have been proud of. When all that got was a a few pillows fired in her direction, she finished with the tried and true standard of woofing and barking at me until I got up. All she needed was some water and I staggered around the apartment until I filled her bowl full of water.