Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Nothing Says Christmas Like A 3 Dog Brawl

The Combatants were Ajax from #102, Suki from #203, and Molly from #208. Ajax's corner person was some lady I had never seen before and knew nothing about dogs, Suki's corner person was the nosy old bat and I was kind of hoping she might suffer some collateral damage just because she keeps telling me Molly needs obedience school. She could use some mind your own damn business school. Ajax and Molly tried to start before the bell rang and it got ugly after that. The nosy old bat, instead of waiting until the smoke cleared from the main event, walked Suki right into the middle of it. Molly was swinging and snapping and it was every man for himself. Suki ran like a girl, Molly and Ajax fought to a draw, and the nosy old bat blamed Molly for the whole incident. The next time Molly decided in order to stay in the Christmas spirit of giving, someone is getting a pine Christmas wreath complete with pine combs, shoved up their ass.

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