Dan likes to take me on walks and every once in a while we run across that dumb Boxer next door, Honey. He is always trying to get me to play with her and I just don't like her. She's dumb and she smells bad and she is just really annoying. We always growl at each other and Dan thinks I'm kidding around with her and I'll let him think that. I just really want to slap the bitch!
The ones I really don't like are those three mongrels that live in the house down in the corner. Their owner lets them run all over the neighborhood and they are always in my yard. One day I look at the window and one of them is taking a dump in Dan's flower bed. I barked at them "Get your flea bitten ass out of my yard!" but they didn't listen. Their owner was standing there watching them do it.
I talked Dan into a retaliatory strike the next day. It had snowed so Dan walked me down to their yard and I took a dump right beside their mailbox on top of the snow where they would make sure they saw it. I hope they stepped in it. All I had to say was "Special delivery from Molly!"
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