The daily lives of a man and his dog trying to get through each day with as much humor as possible and using each other as a crutch every step of the way
Sunday, January 24, 2010
new career path
after 21+ years with wal-mart i have had enough. i've had enough of the b.s. rules and policies and being capped out and of the persecution because i have been there so long. go ahead and fire me and get it over with. i feel like i am in the prison work release program and my ability to think freely and use my creativity has had a stranglehold put on it. i, unfortunately, only have experience in the retail industry while my college degrees are in history. that doesn't exactly give me many options. i wonder if death and the afterlife is relatively painless...
Thursday, January 21, 2010
men and strip clubs
i finally got to go to the strip club in charlotte last weekend after 5 months. 5 long months. strip clubs are the ultimate hangouts for men and women will never understand that. most don't even try. their philosophy is the man gets all he needs at home. wrong. a strip club can enhance what he's got at home. he can nail the hell out of you while he's thinking about the stripper that he just saw shaking her "wallies" in his face. a little bit of fantasy never hurts anyone. the same goal is reached. men don't go to strip clubs looking to get laid. if they do, your marriage is shot to hell anyway. single men that do, lead sad, desperate lives. anyway i went to leather and lace south and met a longtime friend of mine and hung out for a couple of hours. several lap dances later, i went on to the gold club on old pineville road. that has always been one of my favorite clubs because of the atmosphere and it is a very classy place. i met another friend of mine there. its always good to have a wingman. you don't look as desperate either. one of the big advantages to the gold club is the fact that they have a masseuse on duty named danni and she is completely legit and very good. a great place to get a great massage, good food, alcohol, and throw in a lap dance or ten and it is the perfect night out.
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